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my letter to Santa^^
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Zoro's Christmas party. It was Luffy who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 56 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like fruity.
I thought it was funny when I put Sanji's sweater on my head and danced the Funky Chicken on the stool while singing `Mysterious Ways'. I didn't mean to break Zoro's PDA and don't know why Zoro would sue me for grand theft auto.
I don't remember calling Usopp's wife a measly cow---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on Ms All Sunday's husband's hand, it was only because I ate too much of that banana sundae.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my SUV through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pale cat and have me arrested for aiding and abetting a criminal felon!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fluffy and cute. And I'm really not to blame for any of this unspeakably demented stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and rapidly yours,
Reinselft (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 5656169 bucks!