Diary Entry No. 60 of LTHH

Missed me? Well, couldn't be helped. Kit needed guidance in life and I had to take the squirt to Japan for a trip. Then of course the locals realised what a gem of wisdom I was to them so I was a little delayed.

Kit: *whispers* LIES!!!

Diary Entry No. 59 of LTHH


I would like to set the record straight. I did NOT get beaten up by seagulls, koalas or kangaroos. The dogs LIE ... I was just letting those little animals ehh ... massage me AND I WAS certainly not deported from Australia. I was just ehh ... getting bored and wanted to come home to Singapore.

BUT it's true we hauled back LOTS OF LOOT!!! Photos at the slaves'.

Diary Entry No. 58 of LTHH

We are going to Australia tomorrow *gloats* First the koalas AND then the world *bwayayahahahah*

The island continent is a perfect base for hellhound world leaders like us!!!

Diary Entry No. 57 of LTHH


We were at Malacca yesterday. Go me!!! More photos soon but we will have you know that if it were cooler, we would move there - ruins are our favorites!!!

*runs off screaming happily*

Kit: *facefalls*

EDIT: PHOTOS CAN BE FOUND here.

Diary Entry No. 56 of LTHH

*yawns while polishing claws* Photos are ready for those interested - get the link off the slave's LJ:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/insomniac_od/165243.html

Diary Entry No. 55 of LTHH

We are home. More details and photos as soon as we finish supervising the unpacking of our treasures.

We thinks the monarchy in England (especially Henry VIII) had it good. We will outdo them, no fear.

Diary Entry No. 54 of LTHH

We didn't see the Queen *sob*

But we chewed on her table collection *laughs evilly*

Kit: Lies lies lies ...